I can be responsible even when covered in hives

I woke up this afternoon COVERED in hives. For no good reason. Did this stop me from accomplishing things? NO! I sucked it up and took a shower! I also took some Benedryl which, despite knocking me on my ass, will hopefully get rid of said hives. I also remembered that I have no scrubs for work for the next three days and went ahead and did some laundry. LAUNDRY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPION.

Also BIL is coming overt today (he didn't make it over yesterday) to mow the lawn, so it look like I'll be cooking some food. Talk about responsibility. I feel like a motherfucking champ right now and I've only been up for an hour.

I DID STUFF TODAY!

I woke up! I showered! I fed the cats (which I did not do yesterday, poor things)! I did some laundry! I've prepared dinner for Brother-In-law who is going to come over and mow the lawn tonight!

I am already 150% more productive than yesterday.

I am going to have to cut my own hair though since I can't manage to get up in enough time to actually make it to a salon.

Responsible Adult Actions

Yesterday I accomplished the following responsible adult actions:

1) Fed the cats
2) Watered the cats...twice
3) Medicated the cats
4) Washed all of my zombie tee shirts
5) Ate some yogurt and cheese and ramen noodles. Feeding oneself is very important and responsible
6) Read a non-young adult book
7) Started this blog

I managed to do all of this without leaving my house or getting out of my pajamas.

Responsibility

Believe it or not, I am considered a responsible adult. How this came to be is completely beyond my level of comprehension. I think I just woke up one day and was considered to be one of these "responsible adult" people. I don't remember it happening. I don't even remember consenting to it, but it happened none the less. Looking back, I think I must have become a responsible adult way before I realized that I was considered one.

Lately, however, my ability to function as a "responsible adult" has been compromised by my desire to do nothing but sit around and participate in various hobbies. This is not responsible nor is it adult behavior.

So, I guess we'll see where I end up, shall we?